The root of daily frustrations usually boils down to an annoying human being….

What We Do:

We really dislike annoying humans. Our focus? The real cause of your discomfort: annoying human beings. We’re not here to fix you—you’re not the problem. Instead, we provide the tools you need to emotionally and mentally withstand the rising tide of irritating people that have somehow become the norm.

We make supplement products that target the human element, Not pacifying external factors. The truth is, people, not things, are the issue. Whether it’s annoying customers at work or planes and airports—the perfect breeding grounds for the most annoying humans. Entitled, and clueless.

Escape the Humans isn’t about changing you. No, we’re arming you with scientifically-backed supplements to help you endure the endless parade of annoying humans. Because, let’s be honest, the world isn’t getting any less frustrating, and people aren’t getting any less.

So, why should you suffer? Why should you tolerate? Remember, it’s not you—it’s them.

Sometimes, you just need 500mg of EscapetheHumans™ white powder.